"Crime Lord" is about a crime writing criminal.


Season 1 is on Amazon Prime Video & Google Play in UK-USA-CANADA-AUSTRALIA-NEW ZEALAND.  I'm also writing the novel version. This is just a few teaser chapters on here

A full digital and physical novel will be released in 2020. The final version will be properly edited, and some of the chapters will be longer. 









I catch up with Ray outside the bar. If it was the old me from years ago, he might be dead by now. Or at least have a speech impediment! But I’m trying to keep drama away from my life.


The people that create the most drama, usually have dull lives. That’s why fuckers like Jeremy Kyle are rich! I’ve had enough drama inside for a lifetime. I want to be calm, cool, stress free!

Ray admits he set this all up today to bring me to Logan. Like I said, “Ray is a CUNT!…with a HEART!” He naively thought I was going to accept some compensation cash from Logan.

I believe him….For the moment! It suits me to believe him for tonight, because I have no where else to go! Although I’m done drinking with him. I head back to the apartment alone.

I get back, pour a large whiskey and ice, then sit in front of the TV. I flick the channels and rest on a porn channel.

Now I know technology has changed a LOT in the last fifteen years, but I’m pretty damm certain that we don’t have SmellAVision on TV yet!

Saying that, I’ve had six or seven drinks, and it’s well past my bedtime. So I’m probably imaging that I can smell the perfumed babe station performer in front of me! Fifteen years without fucking, can fuck with your head!

Then I see something in the room……A handbag!

The sweet smell is coming from the bedroom door at the other side of the room. Ray has either set this up for me, or one of his girls is servicing a client. Although it’s a little quiet for that.

I quietly walk over to the frosted Glass sliding door. I listen, not a sound. I slowly slide the door open. A twenty something hot blonde is lying on the bed looking up at me.

Jodie: Hi, I’m Jodie!

Paul: Jodie?

Jodie: I’m you’re present for tonight!